Apple of love
All hail the reigning queens of 2014
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”
put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful
or shes stoned as fuck
Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush
Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her
lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe.
Or she’s turning into the black swan
Or maybe she’s born with it
Or maybe it’s Maybelline
You guys are all fucked
Or maybe she’s crying because her mascara looks like clumpy shit.
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.
Happy Father’s Day!
In many ways this is the best day of the year for me. My life has been made so much richer because of my dear wife an children, so today I would like to celebrate them.
My family writes the best comics dialogue. When I have time, I like to animate the comics, but sometimes there’s just too much funny stuff happening everyday so it’s quicker to capture it this way. I hope that years from now my kids will look back on this time in their lives and have a good laugh.
If you’re on the fence about getting married or having kids, I can’t recommend it highly enough. There’s nothing else in the world that compares.
The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.
Read this way out of context.